How to drive girls away

1) touch them when you talk to them. Cause girls totally love touchy boys. 

2) be creepy. Keep messaging them. Day and night. If they dont reply, spam. If it doesnt work, stand outside their window and sing. 

3) keep telling em how pretty they are. Keep doing that. Incessantly. And they'll know how much you have imprinted their images in your minds. Yeah. 

4) be weird. Say weird things. Tell them your masturbation routine. Your porno preferences. Your weird obsession of sodomising yourself. Or possibly how much of a regret that MDA's blocked your favourite website after you have paid the monthly subscription of $0.99. 

5) dont get any hints. Never ever. Even if she replies "lol k" or "k" or "haha" to ALL your messages, KEEP MESSAGING HER. cause y'know, its not irritating at all. At all!

The main thing is to be creepy. And weird. :D keep reading her blog too. She totally doesnt have a read tracker activated anyways. 

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P/S: PLEASE NOTE SARCASM USED. DO NOT, DO NOT TAKE ME SO LITERALLY. PLEASE.