thank you middle finger

thank you my dearest middle finger, all these time you have been sticking out for me.
heheeheheh

today at a boutique:
"we have big sizes for that too"

"that design will make you look skinny!"

"this is stretchy, should fit you!"

"oh, i didn't know you could be so huge that you can't fit into an M"


eh fuck you all.
:<